NOOKS
The Everywhere Balm™
The Everywhere Balm™
Face, hands, body, healing ink.
Fast-absorbing skin restoration for daily resilience.
A stupidly good balm with a well-earned superiority complex. Absorbs in 60-90 seconds. Drops beneath the surface. Restores skin function so crises rarely happen.
This is active restoration—fast-penetrating support for skin compromised by retinoids, acids, over-washing, environmental stress, and medications like Ozempic. Bakuchiol 0.5% restores without irritation. Bisabolol 0.5% shuts down reactivity. Helichrysum CO₂ 0.3% regenerates tissue at clinical concentrations. Squalane 8% drives absorption beneath the surface. MCT 30.8% penetrates deep. Calendula 10%, Marshmallow 5%, Plantain 4%—botanical intelligence, not marketing filler.
15 ingredients. Each one earns its place. Silky-smooth texture, soft-matte finish. No greasy residue.
Works under makeup. Supports retinoid routines. Safe for post-shave irritation, dry patches, cuticles, pregnancy skin, nursing nipples, and intimate areas.
For lips: Deep penetration for Roaccutane dryness, retinoid damage, and burning. Lips are the only part of your body without oil glands—The Balm does the deep work, but layer The Buffer or your favourite lip balm for all-day moisture lock.
For melanin-rich skin: Restores the lipid layer that creates natural luminosity—no white cast, no ashy finish. (For intentional all day glow, layer The Buffer.)
For tattoos: Use from week 2 onwards. Soothes itching, supports healing, maintains long-term ink vibrancy. Bakuchiol regenerates without irritation. No petroleum = no ink pull-out. (For week 1 tattoo care use The Buffer.)
Safe everywhere—face, body, intimates.
Use this daily so you rarely need rescuing.
60g / 2.01 oz
SHIPS 16 FEB 2026
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Need surface protection that stays? For friction zones, active flares, crisis intervention, first week tattoo care, all-day lip lock, or intentional glow—The Everywhere Buffer™ launches April 2026. Join waitlist.
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The Feel
Silk, not slick.
Soft-matte, not shiny.
Scoop it. Smooth it. Gone in 90 seconds.
Absorbed, not sitting there waiting for applause.
No melting in your hands.
No greasy residue.
No petroleum drag.
Just skin that looks like skin,
doing what it should've been doing all along.
She doesn't linger. She gets to work.
What She Does
Structural repair for skin that's constantly under assault.
Restores function in zones facing friction, exposure, reactivity. Face, hands, body, tattoos, cuticles, dry patches.
Lips too—but they're different. No oil glands means they need more. This works overnight or as prep under gloss. For standalone daytime protection: The Barrier (April).
This is daily restoration. Use it so your skin thrives, not just survives.
Why She's Different
Most balms vanish (pointless) or sit heavy (greasy mess).
This penetrates without disappearing. Structural repair, not hydration theater.
Bakuchiol = retinol benefits, zero irritation.
Helichrysum = tissue regeneration.
Better than Bepanthen for ink.
One balm replaces five products.
This builds resilience.
The Barrier provides rescue.
FAQs
Q: What's in this?
A: NOOKS Everywhere Balm is made with 15 purposeful ingredients and no fillers, added fragrance, or petroleum.
The full INCI list is: Caprylic/Capric Triglyceride, Butyrospermum Parkii (Shea) Butter, Simmondsia Chinensis (Jojoba) Seed Oil, Helianthus Annuus (Sunflower) Seed Oil, Calendula Officinalis Extract, Cera Alba (Beeswax), Squalane, Althaea Officinalis Root Extract, Plantago Major Leaf Extract, Tocopherol, Glyceryl Laurate, Leptospermum Scoparium (Manuka) Oil, Bakuchiol, Bisabolol, Helichrysum Italicum Extract.
Full list printed on tin.
Q: Will it feel greasy?
A: No. NOOKS absorbs in 90 seconds with a soft-matte finish. Your skin looks like skin, not a glazed donut. Not a petroleum princess in sight.
Q: Can I actually use this on my vulva?
A: Yes. That's the point. NOOKS is formulated for external intimate use—safe around (not inside) mucosal areas. No fragrance, no irritants, no drama. Your vulva deserves competence.
Q: What's different from Vaseline?
A: Everything. Vaseline is petroleum—an industrial byproduct that sits on your skin like cling wrap. Doesn't absorb. Doesn't nourish. Just seals in whatever's already there and calls it a day. Your skin gets dependent, not better.
NOOKS absorbs in 90 seconds. 15 botanicals that actually repair, protect, and get out of the way. No petroleum. No dependency cycle. No pretending suffocation is skincare.
Vaseline is a petroleum princess. NOOKS is the replacement.
Q: Is it safe for babies?
A: Absolutely. Edible-grade ingredients, no fragrance, no essential oils that could irritate. Gentle enough for newborn skin, nappy rash, dry patches. If it's safe for a vulva, it's safe for a baby.
Q: Why no petroleum?
A: Petroleum creates a dependency cycle—it sits on skin without nourishing it, so you need more. NOOKS uses plant-based barriers that actually support your skin's function. We're post-petroleum.
Q: Can I use it on my face?
A: Yes. Under-eyes, dry patches, crow's feet, lips. Anywhere your face decides to misbehave. She's intimate-safe, so your face is easy.
Q: Is it really edible?
A: Edible-grade means safe for incidental oral contact—lips, nipples, anywhere mouths might go. We're not suggesting you eat it for breakfast, but if some ends up in your mouth, you'll survive.
Q: What's Bakuchiol doing in there?
A: Bakuchiol is a gentle, plant-based alternative to retinol. It supports skin renewal without the irritation. Because your sensitive bits don't need actives that punch.
Q: Can I use NOOKS after shaving or sex?
A: Yes. Post-shave, post-wax, post-intimacy—she's built for the aftermath. Reduces friction, soothes irritation, supports recovery. Apply externally and carry on.
Q: Is NOOKS safe for sensitive skin and lips?
A: That's the whole point. Intimate-safe, mucosa-considered, no fragrance, no irritants. If she can handle your most delicate zones, your lips are easy.
Q: Does it have a scent?
A: No added fragrance. You might catch a faint whisper of botanicals—shea, calendula, a hint of manuka—but nothing performative. She doesn't announce herself.
Q: What else can I use NOOKS for?
A: Everything. Seriously.
Lips. Cuticles. Under-eyes. Elbows. Knees. Tattoo aftercare. Nipple care. Nappy rash. Minor cuts. Dry patches. Chafing. Anywhere skin struggles and everything else has failed. One tub. Every nook.
INTIMATE CARE: Vulva care, post-sex soothing, vaginal dryness, hemorrhoids
FRICTION & CHAFING: Inner thighs, under breasts, between toes, under arms, sports chafing
FACE: Fine lines, dry patches, under eyes, post-shave, as moisturizer, lip balm
ECZEMA & RASHES: Eczema flares, contact dermatitis, heat rash, irritation, itchy patches
HEALING: Tattoo aftercare, minor cuts/scrapes, razor burn, chemical burn, waxing aftercare
DRY SKIN: Hands, cuticles, elbows, heels, knees, anywhere dry or cracked
BABY & KIDS: Nappy rash, cradle cap, dry cheeks, eczema, chafing
SPECIALIZED: Nipple care (breastfeeding or chafing), nose (from blowing), earlobes (from earrings)
The 15 botanicals work anywhere you have skin. If it's sore, dry, inflamed, or needs repair—try it.