THE MATH, IN DETAIL
What you're spending now versus what you could be.
Premium hand cream
$1.07/day
$45.00 · ~6 weeks
Barrier-repair ointment
$0.57/day
$24.00 · ~6 weeks
Massage balm
$0.52/day
$22.00 · ~6 weeks
Wind / weather face balm
$0.52/day
$22.00 · ~6 weeks
Body / skin-relief lotion
$0.46/day
$16.00 · ~5 weeks
Beard balm
$0.45/day
$25.00 · ~8 weeks
Cuticle oil
$0.43/day
$27.00 · ~9 weeks
Lip balm
$0.43/day
$12.00 · ~4 weeks
Post-shave balm
$0.43/day
$18.00 · ~6 weeks
Cracked-heel / foot balm
$0.36/day
$15.00 · ~6 weeks
Tattoo balm / ink upkeep
$0.36/day
$20.00 · ~8 weeks
Pre-shave oil
$0.29/day
$20.00 · ~10 weeks
Anti-chafe / friction balm
$0.21/day
$15.00 · ~10 weeks
Petroleum jelly, the catch-all
$0.09/day
$6.30 · ~10 weeks
COMBINED DAILY COST
$6.19/day
around $2,250 a year
EVERYWHERE BALM
Replaces every line above.
$39.95 · ~3-4 months
$0.38/day
Representative retail across a typical routine. Categories, not specific brands. Per day = price divided by how long one unit lasts in regular use. One tin stands in for all fourteen.
WHY IT LASTS
Anhydrous formulas don't evaporate.
Most lotions and creams are 70–80% water. The water evaporates within minutes of application — which is why you reach for more, and why the tube empties. The Everywhere Balm is anhydrous: no water, no evaporation, no rebound use cycle. A small amount lasts.
Three months of daily use is the average. Most people use less than they think they need — the formula is concentrated by design. The 60g tin is roughly 2–3× the size of a premium lip balm at half the price.
WHO THIS IS FOR
If you do the math.
If your skincare drawer is mostly half-used products.
You're paying for packaging more than product.
If you've been told to invest in good skincare.
You can. This is good skincare. It's also $29.95.
If you watch your household budget.
Three months at 33 cents a day. Replace five products. Do the math.
If you're sceptical of consolidation claims.
So were we. Then we built the formula. The receipts are below.
If you want skincare without the wellness upcharge.
No retreats. No serums-of-the-month. One tin, three months.
WHAT CUSTOMERS SAY
★★★★★
"I'm naturally suspicious of value claims, so I tracked it. 11 weeks before I needed a second tin, daily use across hands, lips, and elbows. The math holds."
— THERESE, ADELAIDE
★★★★★
"I usually buy the $40 jars from the chemist. This is a third of the price and I genuinely think it works better. The price is the only thing that confuses me."
— JENNY, GEELONG
★★★★★
"My husband has been using my tin behind my back. He's never noticed skincare before. I've ordered two more, one for the bathroom and one for him to pretend not to use."
— CATHERINE, PERTH
FREQUENTLY ASKED
The questions worth asking.
$29.95 / 90 days = $0.33. That's the actual cost per day at three-month use, daily. We don't round up. Some people stretch it to four months; some go through a tin in 8–10 weeks. The 33 cents is the average.
We don't pay for retail markup, advertising agencies, or celebrity endorsements. We sell direct from Melbourne. The cost difference is everything that isn't the product.
It contains 15 botanical actives at functional doses, anhydrous, no preservatives, mucosal-safe. Most $80 creams are 75% water plus marketing. Compare ingredient lists, not price tags.
30-day return on unopened tins. We don't take opened ones because we don't have the budget for that — but we'll refund unopened stock or send a different size if you want a smaller commitment.
Free Australia-wide. International is $14 flat to most countries. Most people in AU buy 2–3 tins at once because of the math.