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BORN IN MELBOURNE · ANHYDROUS · PETROLEUM-FREE
Lips. Lids. Cuticles. Friction zones. The bits in between. One tin. 26 botanical ingredients. Zero petroleum, zero fragrance, zero apologies.
BUY ONE TIN — $29.95
Free shipping Australia-wide. 60g recyclable aluminium tin. Lasts 3+ months.
SCROLL FOR THE THREE THINGS IT DOES
THREE THINGS IT DOES
01
A surface that holds. Castor and isoamyl laurate build a slip film on contact. Stays through wear, sweat, and skin-on-skin friction.
Built to stay
02
Manuka chemotype-locked. Lactic acid encapsulated. Sea buckthorn refined. Every batch sensation-gated 0/10. Yes, even there.
Yes, even there
03
Glycogen feeds Lactobacillus. Ceramide NP supports lipid lamellae. Omega-7 for mucosal tissue. Works with the body, not over it.
Works with the body
THE FORMULA
60g recyclable aluminium tin. Anhydrous balm. 18 botanical ingredients.
$29.95 AUD
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Built for skin under pressure: friction zones, mucosal tissue, daily use.
Zero water. Zero preservatives. Zero petroleum. Zero fragrance.
Mucosal-safe. Body-safe. Food-grade ingredients. External use only.
Lasts 3+ months at daily use. Free shipping Australia-wide.
ADD TO CART — $29.95
Read the full ingredient list
60G · 3 MONTHS · FREE SHIPPING · MELBOURNE-MADE
18 INGREDIENTS · EVERY ONE EARNED ITS LINE
Most balms hide the formula behind a hero ingredient. We don't have a hero ingredient — we have an architecture.
Castor oil, squalane, isoamyl laurate, MCT oil, shea butter, jojoba oil, hemisqualane, meadowfoam oil. Builds the friction film. Stays through wear.
Beeswax, candelilla wax, rice bran wax. Holds the tin firm. Holds the balm in place.
Glycogen, sea buckthorn berry oil, evening primrose oil. Feeds the microbiome. Supports mucosal tissue.
Ceramide NP, phytosphingosine, panthenyl ethyl ether (B5). Supports the lipid lamellae. The structure mucosal tissue depends on.
Bisabolol, lactic acid (lipid-encapsulated), allantoin, manuka oil (low-leptospermone chemotype), tocopherol, rosemary CO₂. Quiet roles. Real work.
Free from water, preservatives, petroleum, parabens, synthetic fragrance, colour. External use only.
WHERE IT GOES
One tin. Six common destinations. The friction film handles the rest.
LIPS
BRA LINE
CUTICLES + KNUCKLES
POST-SHAVE
RUNNER'S NIPPLE
EXTERNAL INTIMATE SKIN
ONE INGREDIENT. EIGHTEEN.
VASELINE
100% petroleum jelly
Crude oil derivative, nothing more
Zero botanical ingredients
Cannot integrate into skin's lipid lamellae
Substitutes for your barrier — doesn't rebuild it
The ingredient every other balm on the market is hiding inside.
NOOKS LIPS & BITS
Anhydrous: zero water, zero preservatives
26 botanical ingredients
Zero petroleum derivatives
Lipid-based barrier support
More resilient skin over time
Built for response. Not ritual.
WHAT THEY SAID
“I've spent ten years buying lip balm every two weeks. I've had this tin for three months and I still can't see the bottom.”
M. — Melbourne. Bought for lips. Now uses on cuticles, post-shave, and the spot on her nose that always cracks in winter.
“My GP suggested Vaseline. I tried this instead. I'm not a balm person. I'm a balm person now.”
K. — Sydney. Postpartum. External use only. Kept the tin on the bedside table for nine months.
“It's the only balm I've used that doesn't make me reach for it again two hours later. So I forget I'm wearing it. Which I think is the point.”
J. — Adelaide. Long-distance runner. Uses on race day, training day, and the days in between.
STILL READING
Is this safe on intimate skin?
Yes. The formula was built for it. Manuka chemotype-locked, lactic acid encapsulated, sea buckthorn refined, zero fragrance, sensation-gated 0/10 every batch. External use only. Patch test recommended on sensitive or compromised skin.
Is it a lubricant?
No. Lips & Bits is a balm — it stays on the surface, builds a friction film, and supports tissue. It is not for internal use, and it is not condom-compatible. The oils that make it cling for hours are the same oils that degrade latex.
How long does the tin last?
Three months at daily use. Anhydrous formulas don't grow microbes the way water-based products do. 12 months unopened, 6 months once you've broken the seal.
Will it sting?
No. By design. Every batch is sensation-gated 0/10 on inner arm and lips. If a tin stings or tingles, that's a fault — not a feature. Send it back.
Can I use it on my face?
Yes. Lips, lids, cuticles, brows, dry patches. For full daily face moisture, the Everywhere Balm absorbs faster. Lips & Bits is for surfaces that need protection, not absorption.
Vegan?
Beeswax is the only animal-derived ingredient. Edible-grade, ethically sourced. The rest of the formula is plant-derived. We're working on a beeswax-free version for the next round.
Lips, lids, cuticles, friction zones, the bits in between. Free shipping Australia-wide.
External use only. Not condom-compatible. 60g recyclable aluminium tin.
says very little. does quite a lot.